I had to do this meme. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.


Road Trip Meme

1. Me (always)
2. Brittany (=BrokenHeartedHowler)
3. Meg (~Asquidcalledzelda)
4. Bolin
5. Tavros
6. Scout
7. Marceline
8. Gamzee
9. Nick
10. Link

1.)) The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 (Nick) name it, and is 7 (Marceline) bothered by it?
Nick would probably call it his Ex-Wife. Marceline would probably get bothered with him & start calling him a drama-queen, or she'd tell him to give it a rest/shut up.

2.)) 1 (Me), 4 (Bolin), 6 (Scout) and 8 (Gamzee) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?
Me with my top three mens? This won't go well... For them.
Okay, well, I'll probably sandwich myself between Bolin & Gamzee (Gamzee would probably get the window seat because... Earth weed). I would put Scout next to Bolin, because Bolin is pretty sweet natured & I don't think he would get bothered by Scout's deliciously obnoxious nature.

3.)) 5 (Tavros) and 10 (Link) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?
Link can't talk & Tavros is a push over, so this is a bit of a conundrum. I can imagine Tavros having something like car-sickness, though, so I think he might get the window seat. Maybe...?

4.)) 2 (Brittany) and 4 (Bolin) are invading one an others' personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?
I think it would be only Brittany invading Bolin's personal space. Creepily. With lots of touching in inappropriate areas. Bolin wouldn't get annoyed, but I'm pretty sure he would get a little uncomfortable or creeped out. To avoid getting further harassed, Bolin would probably try to distract her by talking about Earth-bending or Korra.

5.)) What habit does 8 (Gamzee) have that might get on 3's (Meg's) nerves?
The way Gamzee talks. I think Meg would only be able to handle it so much before going nuts from all the stoner & Juggalo slang. She could easily handle it in small doses, though.

6.)) Who's more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1 (Me) or 7 (Marceline)?
I am. I definitely am. But I'd add stupid lyrics to it & I'd try to get everyone to contribute/join in. It would be glorious.

7.)) Would you trust 9 (Nick) or 10 (Link) to get behind the wheel for a while?
Nick. Definitely Nick. I would trust Link if we were on a road trip with Appa or a giant horse or something, but for a car... Nick. I can imagine him having severe road-rage, though, so the ride may get a little bumpy.

8.)) You stop at a gas station and 5 (Tavros) and 3 (Meg) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?
Chicken Nuggets (somehow), Faygo, iced tea & a box of shapes.
That is all.

9.)) 6 (Scout) and 8 (Gamzee) brought CDs. What's on their playlist?
Gamzee: Shitty rap. So. Much. Shitty. Rap.
Scout: Hiphop & shitty rap (If he's modern!Scout), Beatles & Pink Floyd (If he's normal Scout)

10.)) Who's the more notorious backseat driver, 2 (Brittany) or 7 (Marceline)?
Neither. I don't think Marceline could really care less how anyone drives, as long as we get from point A to point B, & Brittany would be too busy feeling Bolin up to really pay attention to the driver's skills.

11.)) Which one would end up needing to make a bathroom break, 3 (Meg) or 9 (Nick)?
Meg. I think Nick would have like... a super-bladder after going through the whole zombie apocalypse.

12.)) 9 (Nick) and 1 (Me) end up fighting, but what about?
Probably something stupid & petty. We'd both get on eachother's nerves about something small because we're both bitchy/whiny people, & then we'd start a verbal war.

13.)) The van gets a flat tire. Which team would you trust to change it, 7 (Marceline) and 4 (Bolin) or 10 (Link) and 6 (Scout)?
Oh jeez... Bolin might know something about cars (because Satomobile), but I can't imagine Marceline really caring about something as dumb & boring as a car. Link & Scout... well, Link would be completely useless, but I think Scout might have some knowledge. He has 8 other brothers, after all, who knows- maybe one of them is a mechanic.

14.)) You hear crying from the back seat and it turns out that 8 (Gamzee) hit their head on something. Who would help them, 7 (Marceline) or 9 (Nick)?
Neither. Marceline would laugh & basically find the whole thing hilarious, & Nick would either make nasty remarks about our favourite stoner troll, or he'll ignore the event completely.
Don't worry, Gamzee. Tavros, Meg & I will kiss it better. (as long as you don't poke our eyes out with your horns in the process)

15.)) A porno magazine is found by 6 (Scout) and 2 (Brittany) under one of the seats, what do they do with it?
Look. Giggle. Perv over it. Make jokes about it.
Scout would probably steal it to "laugh" at it more later, though.


16.)) Only 5 (Tavros) and 8 (Gamzee) thought to bring cell phones, which would let you use one?
Would their mobiles work on Earth? Let's pretend that they would somehow get the coverage. I think either would let me borrow their phones. Gamzee's would be all gross & sticky from spilt faygo & sopor slime, though, so I'd probably use Tavros'.


17.)) The van gets pulled over by a police officer, who would be more diplomatic 4 (Bolin) or 10 (Link)?
Bolin. Can you imagine Link trying to talk to a police officer? He'd just grunt & make awkward noises & hand movements. Bolin, on the other hand can charm his way out of any danger. (Doesn't matter if the cop is a man or woman. Everyone is in lesbians with Bolin.)


18.)) 6 (Scout) brought video games along and 9 (Nick) wants to play, would they let them or not?
I can't imagine Nick ever "wasting" his time on stupid little video games; but I can assure you that unless the game was multiplayer, Scout would simply tell him to fuck off & bring his own next time.


19.)) 2 (Brittany) and 3 (Meg) fell asleep next to 5 (Tavros), trapping them in place. What do they do?
Tavros wouldn't do anything. Poor babbu would just sit there awkwardly trying not to wake them up or disturb them.


20.)) 7 (Marceline) gets a hold 6's (Scout's) journal or diary, how do they react to this?
Marceline would definitely read it all out loud. For everyone to hear. In a mocking tone of voice. I would be wonderful because whenever Scout would try to get his diary back, Marceline could probably just pull a scary face or threaten to harm is 'Ma to keep him at bay.

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I want to draw this meme.